17.Jul.2010 Our response to FTWGL starting in 2 weeks…

my dad ate my mom's penis

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05.Jul.2010 So much drama in the LBC…

Kind of hard being motherfuckin me.   I know its been awhile, but yours truly is fightin to find a job so he isn’t homeless at the end of July.  However, I gotsta dish the gossip when I gets it hot off the wires.  I got some hardcore, barely legal gossip fresh of the wire from earlier today.  Now it might be nothing but a lovers spat, but they went the extra mile to give it a permanent feel, so I leave you with this delicious piece of sweaty ass irc log:

01:45 -!- mode/#clan-vex [+b *!*@cpe-174-101-59-163.columbus.res.rr.com] by un4
01:45 -!- cv was kicked from #clan-vex by un4 [cv]
01:54 <@un4> !deluser cv

Draw whatever conclusions you might want to from that piece of dirt…pz and cookies – Face

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07.Jun.2010 Hey man, nice shot. Good shot man..

Whirred cuz, coming back at ya with some gossip hot off the wire. First i See you (iCu*) picked up top player mainstay, notably from .:BLAM: . and played for the the 51/nGw/blight boys last season, ziggy.  With brother cAm playing for Team Veneration (>) will ziggy put much time into urt this upcoming FTWGL season? If he isn’t MIA and iCu* can get that new lineup eating breakfast, lunch and dinner together they may become a serious contender.

The trees also tells me Flash.ca, formally  of the now quickly defunct modern ]xTc[ and on iCu* last season, has hooked up with Blackjack (:21.).  Not surprising since he’s got some e-friends in that mix.

According to parsec next season starts after July 4th, so we got less then a month to get this shit going, keep that gossip coming. What a good shot man…

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06.Jun.2010 All quiet on the western front…

The whirred is that there is no whirred, its been quiet for me as of late.  If you have any gossip or anything that you think is dicebomb worth, please let me know on #dicebomb @ gamesurge.

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05.Jun.2010 Hey has anyone seen my keys?!?

Better late then never I totally forgot I had promised Corvette that I would post this picture I have of him the day he joined Veneration….

Corvette's day out.

Took him 4 hours to make it too

That is all.

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04.Jun.2010 We are out of X? WHAT?!? Wait we have any dexi?

Life isn’t easy in urt, thats why I like barely legal porno.  You almost have to do that now to get your kicks since UrT has totally run out of mdma.  Thats right ]xTc[ (XtremeTacticalCampers) has left the building, and yours truly can at least attempt to decipher the path in which it happened.

It never sat right with this guy *thumbs at me* that Clutch joined ]xTc[, considering Team Exile (xil-) had been trying to get Clutch away from Team ZoD (ZoD-rip) since last FTWGL season. Well all this came to a head one night last week when Clutch donned the xil- tag and left ]xTc[ faster then he joined it.  This put ]xTc[ in a predicament since not having Clutch meant the exit of a few their other top guns. With ]xTc[ in trouble they started negotiating with the remnants of ZoD looking to do a merger. In a cruel twist of fate the merger talk between ]xTc[ and ZoD led the TeamVeneration (>) dudes around the 2 other clans to think about a reformation of Ven with the ZoD guys.

So who was left out of the UrT party? ]xTc[ of course.  And the rest is UrT fgt history.  I hear that ZoD tried their best to bring ]xTc[ on as a b-team, but it wasn’t in the dimebag.  In any event Flash, kbar, Kronic and company thanks for the short term rave, lets hope you got something else schedule in the future.

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02.Jun.2010 2 for 1 special at Blockbuster…

Well I said big news on the horizon and I’m here to deliver.  It appears that Team ZoD (ZoD)‘s remnants have found a new home with a Team Veneration (>) restructuring dealy thingy.  My sources tell me that this new ven currently can field a lineup of CaMarOz, kEEpEr, PNASTY, nherd, Corvette, rozze, BlueVenom and more hopefully to follow and/or come out of the woodwork.  I’ll have more as this blockbuster develops.

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He said, she said…

It appears that I was wrong again my little UrTatites.  Clutch did in fact join XtremeTacticalCampers(]xTc[) but only to join Team Exile (xil-) a little while later.  In true Clutch fashion I imagine he was either trying to give xTc some cred, or completely and totally effin with them from the start.

p.s. Possibly something big looming on the horizon.

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01.Jun.2010 The price is wrong, bitch….

The beautiful thing about the rumor mill is that its allowed to be mistaken.  Its seems that Clutch in fact did not may or may not join Team Exile (xil), in fact it appears that XtremeTacticalCampers (]xTc[) have been making some moves and ended up picking up both Clutch and HaRdAsIcE.  Can the odd hateful relationship of Pizza and Sigterm help the modern-day xTc roster, including force.ca, flash.ca, haze, 180.proof,  and supposedly nherd (ilive maybe?) to overcome the lofty ability of the xTc of urt legend? Only time will tell. And is the rumor that nherd has joined the xTc ranks just more confirmation of Team Venerations (ven)probable absence from FTWGL next season.

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30.May.2010 iCu still hit’n the streets…

My anonymous sources tell me that I See You!!! (iCu) picked up another gun, this time picking from a lower part of the urt Totem.  deadlyfish, formally  of 1up, is the latest pickup of this extremely active off-season for the veteran iCu.  GL to iCu and there new pickups, lets hope this new pickup doesn’t get lost in the mix.  Back soon with more of the urt beat.

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